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Goodnight college
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Gold medal winner in pregaming
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so i had that pitcher or margaritas and then my head felt funny. and then i heard the ending song from “y tu mama tambien” and i felt happy. that was my favorite movie going into high school. and i hadn’t had sex. and then tonight the day before i leave college, i heard the song while drinking tequila in a mexicqn restauratn with the boy i love.
#growing up
and then i watched firewroks! it was pretty.
sorry for so much druniken positng lately. but its the end of college. its kinda sorta mandatory.
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i’ve been such a good role model for becky.
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imma have a pitcher of margaritas for dinner.

Yeah. I said it tequila cat. don’t be jealous.
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(Source: scorpiant, via queenofthewildfrontier)
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"Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE."
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Girl Farts: ugly-feelings: sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan...
sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipglosses and make ducklips faces and care about jersey shore and gossip girl. because apparently “nice” dudes…
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Spam 'n Rice.: patrickandmarcus: As a man, I have no problem with women generalizing...
As a man, I have no problem with women generalizing men as rapists, misogynists, yada yada. Because I’ve seen men do some vile shit and had to stop even viler shit from happening. This is from the 3rd grade to now. Waayyy out of line touching, sick name-calling, physical…
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Boyfriends senior pub crawl. Imma be a pretty drunken girlfriend.
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Okay, so since it is such a rainy gross day, I’m staying in. I just skyped with my sister and she suggested that I go out real fast and get a bunch of food from the local connivence stores, and then tell you all about it. So enjoy the next few hours of my live blog of eating :)
My sister and I have one mind. She is live blogging her Japan snacking. So jealousssss.
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That scene was a really, really tough scene to film. They didn’t tell me they were going to do this but Phil told Jon to hold on to my hand and not let it go. And then he did and I really sort of lost it… and I will say that every single one of those tears was actually absolutely real.
— Elisabeth Moss, Inside Episode 511(Source: dreyfus, via rufustfirefly)
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"For some reason, it is entirely OK for a strange man I don’t know to approach me in the street and tell me he’d like to violently stick his hard cock in my anus. If I turned around and say, spat on him or stabbed his eye out with a fork, this would not be OK. Moreover, if I tried to press charges, I have the stinking suspicion that without a physical assault my complaint wouldn’t be taken entirely seriously. And yet the same man gets caught taking a piss in a public place and he’s a sexual offender in the eyes of the law. ARE FERAL LANEWAYS AND BRICK WALLS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WOMEN?"




